As some of you may know I have a major obsession with Vampires. I enjoy reading about them in books, watching vamp movies, imagining what I would do if I were a vampire, etc. With Twilight coming out soon I have been reading all the old books over again and realized that I would so love to have extra vampire powers. I mean what could I do with reading people's minds, manipulating moods, seeing the future (oh wait I can do that), or many of the other awesome talents that I could posess?!I would definitely tear shit up as a vamp. I do not believe I could kill people and drink their blood though. One day my friend Dino and I got into a conversation about how great vampires are. We decided to join a vampire blog and Vladimir D was born. We went in there and some of those people are bat shit crazy. We asked questions and they actually said thy drink blood from donors and can only go so long without the blood. They truly believe they were vampires. Now as much as I would love to beleve that there are real vampires out there that can defy aging and death and that maybe somewhere in New Orleans they all convene to meet up, I just know it can not really happen. If this were such a thing the governement would have to know and would be able to use it to their advantage sort of like how Dexter is a serial killer against other murderes, the govt could make vampires seek out bad people and drink their blood, but would it be as tasty because it's tinged with malicious intent? Anyway back to the topic, these whack jobs on this vamp site did not like us because we were asking questions and they felt we were being insensitive to their lifestly, hello crazy vamps don't care what others think!!! That was my first clue to the fact that these people were fakes. we logged out and found something else to occupy our time...like some cheesy horror flick. I decided to tell my friend Craig about this site and he logged in once to check it out under one name and proceeded to piss the vamps off and get kicked out of the chat room (surprise surprise) so he made another name I believbe it was hoodratvamp. We started watching the chat room again and some kid started talking to her "mom" about having babies, well we just couldnt pass up the chance and Craig started having ebabies with me, we made a whole story about how I abuse him and just started raggin on the vamps about their fakeness. It was a pretty intense discussion and we were no longer welcome in the chat room. Apparently making fun of your unborn ebaby is not nice in the chat world? who knew? I didnt even know chat rooms were still around!! I have not logged on again in awhile, but Vladimir D will forever be around on the internet sucking onto the vampire chat room!! Now this year vampires have become an obsession around the world, there are new shows and movies along with Twilight, Vampire Diaries, Vampire's Assistant, other shows that I can not think of, tons of literature House of Night novels, vampire academy, some others that I don't even know of! Vampires ruled Halloween this year, especially here in Florida, the whole Busch Gardens Halloween theme was around vamps. If you have not been as obsessed with Vampires as I am then you are missing out. Dino and I researched Vamp websites as well and found one where this guy claimed to be a ruler and we should follow him and he was awesome blah blah blah and you scroll to the end and see the picture and it's this nerdy looking guy's picture, I shit you not we didn't stop laughing for a good 10 minutes at least. Some people say zombies are better than vampires, I tend to disagree because zombies are not fast, they are not smart, they can die a lot easier, they smell really bad, it is just not plausable that zombies are better than vamps. I had to throw that one in there for you zombie lovers. I will one day go to New Orleans to find some vampires, maybe I will get lucky or maybe I will come up empty handed. Maybe I will just have some good stories to tell! All I know is that it's almost twilight mania again and I am super stoked. So if you have not gotten on the vampire train you may want to go google it now and look up Vladimir D! Thanks to Dino for contributing to my obsession and Gina for giving me the idea to blog about my favorite subject!
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