DJ Snoop Part 2

Well it's fourth of July and everyone is bombed. During the day we had our lines break at the bar which meant no soda, water, or anything that comes out of gun! It was secretly thrilling to be able to tell all those annoying girls that no they can not have their 40 waters because it's broke. They looked appalled but form my stand point it was a big middle finger to you yuppie bitches who will not tip me for the work I do running back and forth making sure your free water is filled. Ok venting done.

Let's get to the nitty gritty. So it was basically dead the Sunday before the fourth and we all sat around all day just hanging out with the few regulars that came to keep us company. I was cut around 9 in order to get ready for shift 3 of the day (bartending). So I took a break and sat at the end of the bar with some coworkers. Well my other partner for the weekend (we literally worked every shift together) Shoulder Shake (I think I am going to change it to Shimmy) sat with me. We had both just had a shitty weekend and were at our wits end. A beer and a shot will calm us down, oh wait no need DJ Snoop was to the rescue!! He apparently had been drinking all day (or just blasted a bunch of shots at once, still not sure what happened) and came over to chat with us. Seeing Shimmy all upset he said you know what will make this better? He throws his phone into the trash can, and when I say throw I mean launches. Now he has already been through several phones and decides that he is going to buy a ten dollar flip phone and use a label maker to say Iphone 5. He says the Iphone 6 is coming out so it's not a big deal.

The phone stays in the trash for a couple minutes where I warn him he may want to take it out before liquid gets dumped in there. DJ Snoop looks at me like I am an idiot and blows it off. Within 2 seconds one of the bouncers, Donnie, comes over and dumps water cups in there!! Dj Snoops jaw drops like this is the most incredulous thing he has ever seen and as Donnie turns Snoop kicks out his leg like he is going to give Donnie a kick in the butt. Well he only kicks air and stares at the phone. He finally fishes it out of the trash and it's soaking, there is no hope. We tried to let it dry but well it just wasn't working. All of the sudden we get a rush and I go back to bartend.

At this point there is still no guns or water. We are using pop bottles because we fancy like that and everything is taking longer. People are ordering ridiculous drinks and we have to keep saying no since we didn't have the mixers. One guy asks what my specialty drink was, I told him beer. He looked appalled until I literally said yea it's Victoria. He laughed and bought it so whatever, being an asshole works sometimes!! Anyway I have the employees in the corner of the bar shouting drink orders, shot orders, and I am sure inappropriate slurs at me the whole night. DJ Snoop decides he wants 14 shots of jameson or something like that. No problem, except I can't get to the cooler I needed because our space is small and we are slammed! I get him his million shots and as I am heading back he goes out wait add 2 more to that! I must have given him the look of death because he profusely apologizes and says he can wait. I pour him his extra shots and I think that was it for his drinking escapades, he was pretty much blacked out at that point. I think at one point he was making out with a girl in the corner or attempting, who knows.

So end of the night we are sweating and ready to leave. The place looks like a disaster area and there is nothing to be done about it. We clean and count money. As we are grabbing the tip money out of the bucket we notice a little silver flip phone in the bucket. DJ Snoop has decided to tip us with his Iphone 5. Although I am grateful for the gesture I am a bit worried that he will not be able to get a hold of anyone.

The next day I go out and drink with the crew and we wind up at the bar where DJ Snoop is working. He shows me his phone and how he has to know read texts upside down and it is in some creepy red devil writing. I can't do anything but laugh at this point. His shenans made my weekend that much better!!!