Christmas PJs and Line Dancing

In the industry world your weekends consist of working and not getting go out with everyone else all the time. Our weekend starts on Sunday and generally ends on Tues or Wed depending on your work schedule. This last weekend was no exception. The staff at the bar decided to make Sunday into Xmas pj Sunday funday. A bunch of us showed up in our Xmas pjs and got to catch up and let loose after a crazy weekend. We also did our secret Santa gift exchange, however after awhile it was no longer a secret!

I was unable to drink due to having to drive so I observed everyone and got some pretty great stories out of this Sunday. I arrived a little before most people and sat down with some of my favorite Idiots. We caught up on the weekend and watched as more and more workers flooded in. 2 former coworkers, Sami Sweetheart and Dippin Cheese even made it out! I miss those girls so we sat around catching up while more Idiots arrived and brought a board game with them. There was a group of 15 and it started getting rowdy. DJ Snoop and I decided it was time for some Keith Sweat. As we listened to his magical lyrics we noticed the look of glassiness in everyone's eyes which either meant they were about to make out or were getting drunk.

As far as Sunday's go we usually played country music. The country came on and everyone started getting up and line dancing. I have some great video footage of this but am unable to upload it due to signing papers saying I would not post pictures or videos. One of the Idiots was a bit more intoxicated then the rest and started hitting on Dippin Cheese (who might I add is engaged) and could not seem to leave her alone. We finally devised a plan to pants him in the middle of the bar. Well apparently that happens alot because it did not phase him. He went on about his business harassing everyone, I say harassing in the nicest of ways to. Their board game ended and people started playing credit card roulette.

The way to play if you have never heard is everyone throws in their credit card and someone picks it out of a hat, the last card picked buy everyone who threw in a shot. I have become a pro at being the grabber. It is amusing to see everyone get so into it and yell and "threaten" you if you pick their card. Well everyone also has their ways of cheating during this game, one person has a crack in one side, another had a part bent, etc, we all know whose is who's now so it gets even better when you purposely pick someone!

So shots were flying and more country line dancing was happening and our drunk Idiot was throwing people over his shoulder and wanting to pick everyone up. At this point I thought it best to leave, things were getting out of hand. There were circle dances, shoulder shakes, and rumplemintz games going on.

Oh before I sign off on this I learned this new game. So the Idiots (of course) see who holds the rumple shot in their mouth the longest. They count to 10 and have to gargle to prove it is still in their mouth. Well it came down to Brad and Dan and they were not budging so they played a form of rock, paper, scissors, called hunter, bear, woman. Basically you turn your back to each other and act out one of the 3 you choose. Hunter kills bear, bear kills woman, and woman distracts hunter. I think they did best 2 out of 3 but I did not find out what this game was until a couple days later. It was actually super entertaining to watch them act out their parts.

Slowly everyone kept tapering off, but I hear that Shoulder Shaker, Dippin Cheese, and Sami Sweetheart were in for the long haul! I wish I could post the pics and videos on here but imagine your typical Saturday night being played out on a Sunday night in Xmas pajamas. Yup that's how we roll!!!