Abs Moons

Ok so it has been forever since I have blogged but I feel that I am going to begin doing it more and more. Seeing as I have been back working in the bar industry for awhile I am going to start writing about all of the ridiculous things I see or experience. This was from last Saturday:

So my friend and co-worker, lets call him abs, came into the bar with some of his friends. Abs immediately sits down and orders some "shitty rum." I am not sure why he loves it but apparently that was the drink of choice for the night. I only served them a couple drinks and since they had been at a party earlier they were feeling alright. Well I ended up getting a break because I was first cut and hung out with the boys. Now I must say Abs and his friends are very good looking which means tons of attraction by girls whenever they are out. One of them is on a reality tv show and Abs feels the need to pick up girls with this line, personally I would not fall for it but hey whatever works I guess.

So anyway I am hanging out with the boys and some fellow co workers when I look over to my right and see Abs talking to a not so attractive girl. Naturally his friends try to save him from the embarrassment of possibly hooking up with a non attractive female, I mean really what are friends for? He was not getting the hint and instead had his backside to us, he decided to pull his pants down and sit there ass out to the bar where everyone could see him. Now he turned at angle where I did notice that he def had the front down to, luckily I was unable to get a good view, just knew that his junk was hanging out while talking to this poor girl. We sat there laughing because he had no idea what he was doing, and this girl didnt know where to look, or what to do for that matter. After about 15 minutes of this he finally pulled his pants up and came back to the table. They left shortly after, not from embarrassment but because they were going cougar hunting I suppose.

I spoke to Abs later the next day and he was unable to move let alone be a worthwhile member of society. He also does not recall showing his goodies to the entire bar that Saturday night, but all of us sober employees sure did get a show!

We can only hope that Abs comes back to play soon, drinking shitty rum, using his friends to pick up girls, and of course pulling down his pants....