Dejected from the Threesome

So I randomly was asked to work tonight (Monday) and accepted seeing as I am broke and got some bills to pay! Hey girls gotta do what a girls gotta do right! So Monday after Labor day weekend was busier than I thought due to fantasy football. I was bartending and didn't really have many customers but Mrs. Southside was working and she was a little busier. Well she had a group of guys who were doing their Fantasy draft and were drinking buckets of beer. They were all pretty tame most of the night and quiet. At one point a group of 3 came into the bar, a blonde girl, a blonde guy, and another girl, and an Asian. I don't know if they were already drunk but I hope so because they only had a bucket or 2 of beer and 1 fishbowl at this point. So they moved inside when we closed the patio and they were kinda falling all over themselves. It was a sight to see considering it is Monday and they really had not drank that much.

As the night went on the random girl left and the blonde was left with the 2 guys. The girl had hurt her arm somehow and kept getting attention from the guys because she kept complaining. Mrs. Southside told me that she saw the guys kissing this girl's arm to "make her feel better." So naturally I was confused and just laughed about it. Then she was hanging all over the Asian guy and was walking to the bathroom with him to support her I suppose. I watched them for awhile and noticed that the blonde guy was now hanging on her and I was confused because I thought she was with the other guy? So I also started to notice that the table of guys in the fantasy draft were all watching. I tried to figure out what was going on and Mrs. Southside said that they had been watching this 3 from the beginning because it was pure entertainment. Naturally you think hmm someone is getting freaky tonight! So we just laughed and kept watching. All 3 were hanging on each other and being very intimate. They ended up getting another fishbowl (incidentally a fishbowl is a pint of vodka with your choice of juice) but they hadn't even finished the first bowl. They left a quarter of it and ordered another, oh well more money for the bar.

So the guys were making jokes about the 3 and wondering the same thing. Is this a mutual threesome or is this just a close knit group of friends. Well somehow the 3 got even drunker and decided to leave. At this point myself and Mrs. Southside were sitting on the bench outside and the Asian and the blonde girl walk out and the girl falls off the stairs flat on her face. Some of the fantasy guys had joined us and everyone was hysterically laughing. The 2 sat there, the girl on the curb laying down with her back on the ground and the guy with his hands basically down her pants. The guys got a picture and I am hoping that I can post it on here if they tag the girl in it. Anyway we think that the blonde guy left cause we haven't seen him in awhile and are enjoying watching this show. They sat there for a good half hour with the guys laughing at them outright. We walked back into the bar and the guys were at the window, they kept us updated on what was going on with the twosome. The couple got up and tried to walk, and didn't make it far so sat back down. The guy's hand was still on her stomach/creepily going in her pants. At one point one of the guys started singing the romantic tune of Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You. So we lost it at this point and kept laughing.

The blonde guy reappears and goes outside to sit with his friends. Threesome back on. I guess he didn't coax them enough because they left in a cab and the guy was stuck by himself. So he was standing on the corner and attempting to text, (maybe another threesome?!) and the guy who took the ridiculous picture of the girl and Asian walks out to talk to him and says,"So I guess you got dejected from the threesome?" I am not sure what the dude's response was but he walked back in after a couple minutes (the blonde guy that is) and his last one liner was "oh yea you like gay porn." The fantasy guys start laughing and go "you got me bro" then the blonde guy leaves and tries to get into a cab, well the cab driver tells this guy repeatedly to go around because the door on that side doesn't open. We watch him walk literally into the cab before realizing it doesn't open and he takes off. The fantasy guys start reenacting and laughing at this kid's response, like really that's what you came up with? So time to close comes and they go outside and reenact the picture to send to their friends and make fun of this kid.

Basically it is a Monday and this is what happens! On another note my bf got a text from a girl I am not fond of and she says,"you're girlfriend is here at (insert bar name)" he says yes she works there I am aware. Now this is how little I care about this girl, I probably served her and had no idea. I mean really I didn't notice nor do I care. I couldn't have told you if she was there or where she was at all. I think that is funny, she texts him and I have no knowledge of who she really is or where, good one lady. Ultimate slap in the face! Go Monday!