STEVE THE SHARK

Alright guys I don't know who has been seeing Steve the Shark on my facebook lately but here is the story. One day I was going to go check out Benchmark with T-bone, Asian Situation, Muffy, President Degenerate and some others. Well it was Shark Week and we were sitting at our "home base" before going to Benchmark and watching it. T-bone ended up making a comment that sharks should have GPS on their bodies so that we know where they are at all times. To do this would mean you could decide if you wanted to go in the water that day, basically it would be like "hey Steve is 3 miles off the coast of Cali" or something like that. The way he said it was hysterical and we made a joke out of it all night.

It has progressed to anytime T-bone walks in we yell "Steeeeeevvvveeee" and ask how he is doing. We want Steve the Shark to be captured in all his glory so please start using Steve's name when referring to ridiculous situations. I went down to my old home, Carbondale, and T-bone made sure I kept Steve in line and didn't let him eat anyone. We want him to become the bar's mascot and are going to make shirts. The shirts will have a picture of Steve on the front and on the back his own catch phrase,"Don't pet the Steve." Because you can't pet a shark without his permission we highly advise against petting him in any way.

Today at work we were talking about who is going to be the male bartender on Monday's and Asian Situation said we should have Steve bartend, well that would work except Steve tends to not play nice when idiots are around and will bite them if they don't tip him well. We were laughing because we could put Steve on the schedule and realized that a fictional character of mine and T-bone's imagination just wouldn't suffice. Steve has become a trend through out some of the staff but is still making his way into the popular inner circle. We would like to invite you to use Steve as our mascot and use phrases such as: Dont pet the Steve, Steve is coming to the bar, Steve needs a drink, Steve is out of control, Steve doesn't like when you do that, etc etc. The more this catches on the funnier it will be. If you want a shirt after seeing our awesome design we can get them made for you.

I understand most of you probably think I am on some sort of hallucinogenic drug or just high but I promise you I am dead sober and will always give Steve the respect he deserves when only using his name sober, well ok that's a lie to. Please start using Steve whenever you come into the bar and we will know what you mean. It is really funny when you hear us talking about it and if you need further instruction then you don't have a sense of humor. SO remember use Steve the Shark as much as possible and make him a trademark name for us!!!