Keith Sweat Makes Things Weird

As another weekend passes us we sit around and think about what the last week brought and how we will better our tomorrows. As Sunday approaches for us industry people we breathe a sigh of relief that our "work week" is over. When I say work week I mean Friday and Saturday, yes hate on us we are use to it. Anywho I awoke this particular Sunday with a ginormous spider bite on my right shoulder, a pillow covering my face (I hate sunlight in the morning) and on a pretty comfy couch. You see I lost my license for 30 days and have to revert back to being 15 years old, awesome I know. I worked a dub on Saturday and stayed the night at Dragonmaster's house. Well Saturday was a ton of fun because it was the SIU vs. U of I basketball game. I had a ton of my SIU friends in and got them nice and hammered. After the game though everyone cleared out and it was up to us to make the most of our night. We started taking some shots and loosening up a bit. When I say we took a few shots that is not to say we didn't work at all. We still worked our asses off.

By the end of the night we were a little buzzed and instead of going to the after hours bar we went home. I am pretty sure this is our third attempt at going to Tais and well it just never happens that way. So I grab my stuff and we head out to catch a cab. Luckily Dalton is there to save the day. We jump in his car and I start thinking about all the shots that I mixed and my stomach starts to turn. I tell him I may vomit so get ready, but I really wanted nachos. Dragonmaster tells him where to go for nachos, well don't ask 2 drunk girls where to go because we told him her apartment. Dragonmaster says don't worry I have Special K for us, at this point I don't want to eat anymore. We literally stayed up talking for 2 hours and fell asleep mid convo. I covered her with a blanket on the floor (she was asleep in her work clothes and a coat) and put myself to bed.

Fast forward 4 hours later, yea that's right we both woke up only 4 short hours later. We again picked up from where we left off the night before and started laughing about the ridiculousness and why people think us being together is a good idea? So we wait a couple hours and head back to "home" to find the Bears game going strong. We walked in and our coworkers just shook their heads and asked how we were feeling. I am pretty sure everyone thought we were blacked out or super drunk, jokes on you guys, we were actually just tipsy!

So we have a DJ now for Saturdays and Sundays during the Bears game. I think I told you about him in my last blog, DJ Snoop. Well DJ Snoop had the pleasure of dealing with us being next to him this particular Sunday and somehow we got started on him playing creepy songs during the game. I suggested Keith Sweat's Nobody (pretty sure it is circa '97 or something, google it and you will remember junior high dances) anyway I told him to play it during the next commercial. Normally it is upbeat party songs that go on, but this one was priceless. He played it and everyone in the bar looked really weirded out. They weren't sure how to handle the sexual connotations of Keith Sweat and i think some got uncomfortable, which made it even better for us. We tried to find more creepy music but it didn't happen.

DJ Snoop tried to pretend this was normal while Dragonmaster and myself just sat there cracking up. Apparently the sexual songs are not highly favored, who knew? I have already begun looking for creepy songs to have played next week during game time and when we do our Thanksgiving with the bar family I am pretty sure Keith Sweat will be on a loop with all of us getting super creepy. Ah Sundays, you just cant beat them!

Here is the Keith Sweat song in case you are too lazy to google it yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlJN-sx8B8M