Stripper Sundays

Well another week has passed and another week has been worked. I went in for a double on Sunday and expected the craziness of the Idiots and the Hillbillies and Hurricanes crowd to get rowdy per usual, what I didn't expect was what I actually saw.

Now if you have read my blogs before you realize that Sunday's are typically nuts with people having Sunday Funday, the drinks flow and dancing occurs, and people get craaazzzyy!! We had some of our normal regulars in and some that I haven't see in awhile. One of them was a group of girls who I hadn't seen in a couple weeks. They had a couple girls with them that I didn't recognize, but boy let me tell you that after this Sunday I will not forget one girl's particular face!

Let's set up a visual in your mind; my tables were all filled in the front. I had a couple tables with actual couples (one was trying to have a romantic date, which well don't know why they chose the bar but that's neither here nor there) I had the group of regular girls and I had my fellow coworker, Colts (for her love of the colts), in with some of her girlfriends. I also had Cowboy Casanova grace us with his presence along with his brother, cousin, and some other friends. We have recently brought in DJs to help us out on the weekends and one of the DJ's we will name him DJ Snoop. Anyway they were all sitting at the table facing the door and the bar. Dragonmaster was there as her usual partying self but left early because her "dad" called, she understands why this is in quotes and funny. Anyway night begins and people start getting rowdy.

All the sudden a song comes on (can't remember which one) and one of the girls at the regular table gets up and starts doing stripperesque moves. Well she is bounding up and down the floor and shaking and slamming shit around and I mean girls got some rhythm not gonna lie. I have no idea where this came from as I had not seen her drink at all at this point. Everyone is watching and unsure of what to do. I have my tables full of couples questioning if this is normal for a Sunday night and if this girl is indeed a stripper. I explain to them that I haven not seen this happen before but it is entertainment and well who knows what happens on a Sunday Funday. So the music ends and she takes a bow and everyone claps. I thought this was the end of it. Jokes on me.

One of the girls asked if I could play Lady Gaga's Bad Romance, I oblige and the "stripper" gets a chair and starts slamming it around and doing dirty things to it. I just have to laugh at this point, a guy jumps on the chair and she gives him a slight lap dance. There is another girl in the bar who comes in a lot and is for lack of a better term a hot mess. She wears the weirdest clothes and is apparently promiscuous in her ways from the stories I hear. She decided she wanted to be sexy and start stripper dancing, only problem is when youre that bombed it turns more into a falling over yourself. My fellow waitress, who we shall name Christmas Elf, started taping it on her Iphone and caught this girl falling and we had to stop taping because we were laughing so freaking hard. So you have one girl with moves and one falling over herself trying to be sexy. I am pretty sure she ended up going home alone that night. The song ends and people continue to clap. Another song comes on and it starts up again, at this point interest is starting to get lost on us.

One of my tables who was actually pretty cool put it best,"This girl looks like she took one to many classes at Flirty Girl Fitness." So some of my tables leave and then it is down to the regulars and my boss and friends. Well I go over to bring Cowboy Casanova some more drinks and homegirl starts up again and they tell me to jump out of the way because now she is using her jacket as a prop. I turn away and let them watch and don't get in the way. I am in awe of how much balls this girl has because I know I would never do this. DJ Snoop comes outside with me and says I can't believe this happened here. I explained that this is the wildest I have ever seen it but yes weird. He is figuring out what the hell is going on and why this girl would do the stripper moves, I have no answer.

The night starts to dwindle more and I close out my tabs. This dbag has been in the bar and annoying everyone and starts staring at Colts chest and making it obvious, she calls him out on it and starts yelling. Everyone is annoyed by this guy except for our "stripper" she actually made out with him. Now he looks like a tool in every sense of the word. He finally can't take the ribbing anymore and Cowboy Casanova sends him off with "Runaway" by Kanye West. Amazing, all I have to say is here's a toast to the douchebags.....