Monday, June 21, 2010

Rail Riding, Vomit, Flip Cup

Another Sunday has come and gone. In this time I experienced a bevy of different emotions and serving bursts. I went in and it was slow to being with so naturally i was asked to resurrect my sweet kickball pitching skills. I clocked out and headed to the kickball field where we ended up killing the other team. It was a nice turn around from the previous week where we def sucked it up in the field. This week we had the mercy rule instilled (benefiting us) and it was a quick game. I almost had a shut out until Muffy dropped the ball (literally) in the outfield and ruined my game. So we went back to the bar and I resumed my second Sunday night shift.

My friend brought in his puppy Bruce who I have decided to adopt on Sunday's as my own. He went around with me talking to tables outside and everyone wanted to hold him. I swear that is the cutest puppy ever. He is so cuddly and just loves everyone. I absolutely adore him. OK back to the other part of the story, just had to give my little buddy Bruce a shout out!

I arrived to an empty bar and sat around and cooled down and tried to rub the dirt out of my shirt and pants so I didn't look like the unkempt waitress! After I was finished "showering" myself I started receiving tables. I had some families outside and they were actually pretty easy for me to deal with. One took up a lot of my time so it threw me back a little bit. After the initial family time the kickball teams started to show up. Well let me back track the Idiots had already been there boozing it up for most of the day. Next to arrive was Vicious and Delicious (powder blue team that are also the bars neighbors)they are always easy to serve, non demanding and you can joke around as much as you want. They also love the icing..poor SOCO he is stuck with the most ices probably. The Spirit Animals arrive next. Now they are so named because they bought Napoleon Dynamiteesque animal shirts. They are also in a race for the Drinking Cup with the Red team. So they begin with food and drinks and once the sun starts going down all the teams are now in the front room with me.

And so begins the real party. At first the Animal team has their own flippy cup game going on and soem of the others join. The Idiots put in beer and join on both sides but soon leave the game. The girls were a trip and our very own Sunday Funday decided to do the hand movement and shake her booty all over the floor! So Idiots are out and the blue team joined in for awhile. During this time the red team has decided to ride the rail. They start pounding beers and are slowly getting drunk. I look down the side of the bar and i see them wobbling a little and decide to stay clear of them. So now the tabs for all teams are getting insane and more are joining the flip cup game. They have literally moved 5 tables have created the biggest game I have seen in a long time! The red team that is not doing the rail has joined as well, which has left half on one side and half on the other!

So the Spirit Animals are still in control (these kids can drink a lot) and everyone else is dancing through out the bar and gettin very friendly with eachother. I stepped outside a couple times because I needed some air and relief from the craziniess inside. So now it's nearing the end of the rail and getting late. I am trying to close out the Spirit Animals and cleaning the bar up as much as possible so Muffy isn't stuck with my crazy patrons mess. As I am taking my last breather of the night one of the red team's players came in and she was dressed nice and was not playing today. It was her bday and she had cupcakes so she decided to bring them in for the red team to have. Well she is super nice and actually game them to everyone in the bar. So now I have done my checkout and am about to leave wiht my brother and I see one of my friends from the red team lookin crazy eye drunk and covered in frosting. Apparently while i was doing my checkout they got into a frosting fight. So eric is ushering me out of the bar and I am stopped between Dan and Katie one of our teamates He grabs both of us and smears frosting all over our faces. I literally was covered in frosting and cupcakes. i could not get out. I ran to the bathroom and washed my face off and decided pay back is a bitch. I got him the last ice in the bar and a shot of jameson and made him do the ice and the jameson. He took it like a champ, but I was not about to get hit with more forsting so I left.

As I am standing outside trying to dry off a bit before I get into my car, there are 2 red team members who come out and end up throwing up. It is all over the sidewalk and as gross as it is, it is also amusing because people keep almost stepping in it and trying to dodge it. So Eric had to get bleach and try to get it out of the sidewalk which was disgusting and all. So now I have witnessed all I can take and decide it is time for Eric and I to head home smelling of bleach, frosting, and dirt from the kickball team. Anyone would be lucky to be near us!

(pictures to come soon)

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