Was That Necessary?

So another Saturday night came and went, but like all Saturdays someone has to be a douchebag. I was on a double that day that started out pretty busy for the England/USA game. Lots of foreigners and drunk people. Now most of the people were actually really cool and were having a good time. I had one table come in and drink a large tab. I didn't grat them and probably should have but whatever you take a chance every time! At this particular table one guy was just hammered and making obscene comments. His friends all kept apologizing for his actions and I almost threw him out myself. That was the first of the douchebag experience.

Now one of our regulars came in and decided to Ride the Rail by himself for a bit til his buddies came in. He is a part of the self proclaimed group The Idiots. He sits at the bar and completes the rail and then decided to drink jack on the rocks. He did not seem drunk until I look over and see this gentleman with his Aviators dancing to Miley Cyrus and swinging his arms about. I must say it was comical. His friend who joined him for the rail had to go home because he had a pained look on his face and could not function. I later found out that Dragonmaster, Aviators, and another Idiot I will call Sunday Funday went out and all blacked out til the wee hours and came back on Sunday for round 2 or would it be 3? But that is coming in the next blog!

It was a crazy night and jam packed. I think everyone took Friday night off to save up for Saturday. I was finishing up my shift which I felt pretty good about and walked outside to go to my car. There was one guy standing outside telling my manager to basically call the cops and go fuck himself because his uncles brothers cousins friends kid was head of the police force. I highly doubt this but he was sticking to his story. Our resident Creep was outside trying to calm the situation and tell him to just leave. My manager whom I shall call Asian Persuasion was getting fired up because this guy would just not leave. This douchebag decided to tell him he respects him for kicking him out and realizing he was lying about a credit card he had at the bar and saying everyone else was a freaking idiot because no one realized American Visa wasn't a card. I am not sure what he was trying to establish with this but he kept trying to shake Asian Persuasions hand and well it wasn't going over so well. So we had this guy who was making no sense and rambling on about his connections with CPD then we had the other guys....

There were 2 other guys who had gotten kicked out. One was sitting quietly on the bike rack watching his friend make an ass of himself. This other guy was talking shit to Creeper and was harassing both Asian Persuasion and Creeper. He kept asking where the line of property was and to where he could stand and would stand on the the public property and talk shit to both of the guys. He kept saying that the bar couldn't do anything against him and wanted to actually get arrested. Then Dalton came out. This guy started talking shit about Dalton but he was busy dealing with the other asshole so I decided to tell this guy he better knock it off. He looked at me like I was stupid for suggesting he shut his mouth. He kept making comments about all the employees going to community college and just being an asshole. Now if you refer to my previous blogs this is a big no no considering it is very untrue that servers are uneducated. So this guy (sporting his Northwestern shirt because he probably thought girls would want to talk to him more) kept on the street going on and on about how it'd be cool to get arrested and how we can't do anything and blah blah blah. At this point the other dbag has left and all 3 workers are there ready to hit this guy. Asian Persuasion pulls out his phone and says you want to call my bluff? He proceeds to call the cops which quickly shuts this youngster up. I can see the eyes of the bouncers ready to pounce on this kid if he takes one swing or step forward. I watch in amazement as this kid makes some comments that I probably was the only one that heard and then takes off. His friend out of embarrassment probably, goes the other way and leaves this guy.

Now seeing as how I am female and dint have "cajones" i don't understand the point of talking shit to men who are larger than you and can take you down faster than you can utter your name. Maybe I am wrong in assuming this guy can't take care of himself but I don't see the point in taunting people in a bar you go to? After this aftermath I choose to go home and recount the evening's events. I see an accident that has shut down part of Addison and have to detour. I don't know what everyone is thinking tonight, is it a full moon, is it just time for the crazies? Maybe every dbag is out and the normal people stay in? I hear from other bar employees in the city that they too had similar experiences and don't quite understand why everyone felt they needed to be that asshole that night. Let's hope that doesn't happen for awhile though, it really puts a damper on every one's evening!