Sunday Shenanegans

Ice Your Bros
(they iced eachother)

So Blackhawks played this previous Sunday and craziness ensued at the yard as usual. I was working on a double and saw the Schoolyard team go from sober to drunk in just a matter of hours. After a slow start at the bar the kickball teams started coming in and after Schoolyard's mind blowing victory they started (or is it continued?) drinking. Not only did we have that going for us but we had the game coming up at 7pm.

As people started filtering in and stealing up every chair that they possibly could we started getting them as drunk as we could so they wouldn't be so crazy. We had this new concept brought to the bar though that turned the whole night upside down. It's called Ice your Bro. Basically what happens is you buy a Smirnoff Ice for your friend and have a waitress or yourself for that matter deliver it to your "bro" and they have to get down on one knee and chug the entire contents of the bottle before they can get up again. So once a group of bros see this they decide to give it to all their bros. I had 2 groups of guys having Ice Offs because it was funny. On the one had it does get humorous and gives me extra money on a tab (because yes this is not free) but on the other it get's a bit much when your tables ask you to think of different ways to trick their friends!

Anyway the next part of the night goes on something like this. Hawks score a bunch of goals and shit gets crazy. I am working the back room and go up front to find some staff members and regulars getting tanked. I go back to doin my selling in the back and come up later and low and behold our very own Dragonmaster is on the bar!! I call her Dragonmaster because the girl can drink Dragonberry with the best of them. She makes me a little nervous because while being drunk and trying to pour shots down people's throats she is wavering on top of the bar a little. As i see she safely gets down and is back to boozing with the Woodchuck. Our own Sweetheart has come up with an Ice your Bro for girls. I can't remember the exact term but it has to do with Hamms and something else, I would like to say Hamm your hoes. I feel like that would not be ok with some people though, all in good fun! Soo more goals are scored and Chelsea Dagger is continuing to play and more and more Ice's are being passed out and Dragonmaster gets back on the bar. At this point everyone is so drunk if she fell off the bar they would not be able to catch her. The craziness continues until the end of the 3rd and then everyone wants to close their tabs at once. Little hint guys, be prepared for a large tab if you are ordering shots and ices all over the place. Luckily my tables were awesome and figured out that i deserved lots of money from them!

Our team staggered home and as drunk as the Dragonmaster was she made it to work the next day (she has a big kid job as well) I was highly impressed when I woke up at the crack or 1pm and BBMd her. All I can say is this night was actually tame compared to what is about to come for the Wednesday night game...