Sky Spirits and Swingers

So I was at work tonight on the patio and had an interesting experience, one that sadly I have had happen before. I was serving 2 families at one table, all very nice with their 3 daughters there. I thought everything was normal and then towards the end they asked me if i could go on vacation anywhere where would it be? I said Fiji because I love blue water and palm trees (anyone who knows me knows that those are my 2 favorite things.) So then the one man said I should come with them as their "nanny" I kinda laughed about it and then things got weird...they asked me if I like to swing. By swing I mean change sexual partners for the night. I didn't know what to think but just kind of left it as a joke. They kept making jokes about the swinging, and his wife seemed mortified but kinda of interseted. I am not sure what to say at this moment. So as politely as I could I declined in a joking way. He kept saying little comments, normally I would have blown it off but their children were there. I am not sure if the other couple was in on the joke but everyone seemed a little uncomfortable after that moment. The one man seemed ok with it so i just kept laughing. What do you do in these situations?!

This has happened to me in other bars as well, people will ask other servers or flat out ask me. I am not sure if I have that "look" but I surely do not swing in any way, shape, or form! I guess it's flattering but these people were also older as well and it threw me for a loop. I had a table sitting behind them and as soon as they left the new table asked me if that really just happened. I said unfortunately it does happen, and i cant be rude about it, although I wanted to say something about the example they were setting for their children! But then again their little girl (who couldnt be more than 7 asked me about my health insurance) so who knows what the f goes on in that house. I guess when you swap partners like that you need some good ass health insurance to cover the stds!!

On a sad not the Hawks lost again tonight. My brother said the sky spirits said we were destined for a win, looks like it is up to sunday to make this happen! In the meantime people are coming and giving us their money so i guess it can't be all that bad. I also got to see my best friend from high school, which was a good time although work made me actually work and not visit, strange how that happens! My other gf came in tonight, I am going to call her Carrie because she was my Carrie to my Samantha in college. Although I should say Karrie since her names starts with a K! We had a good talk about all of our friends getting on the marriage and baby train and how we were far from any of that. I love seeing old friends and realizing that no matter how much time pasts you can always count on them to make you laugh. I think Karrie and I will be getting martinis soon and discussing our thoughts further on friends choices in life!