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Another weekend has passed by us and more shenanigan have taken place. Another double on Saturday which ended up getting weird. I don't know if I can say its because of the Cubs/Cards game or if it is cause the people decided to be weird. It was a busy day and when night hit the weirdos came out. I didn't really recognize anyone in the bar but it was pretty uneventful. I think the best part happened when Cowboy Casanova's cousin showed up. He is always a trip to listen to as his witty remarks are never-ending. He is convinced that Dance Magic is not a fan of him and always tries to go out of his way to be nice and joke around. At the end of the night he even curled up to him like he was a cat curling into your shoulder! I am going to give him the nickname of Thailand because the first night I met him he told me a great story about returning home from being overseas and going to see his sister and well it was quite a debacle. I won't tell the story because I can't give it the zest that it needs.

He made a comment that I always make faces at people unintentionally. I am aware that my features give away everything I am thinking about someone and it has been a problem my whole life. At one point people were crowding around my waitress station and I was waiting for them to move and Thailand looks over and starts laughing because I am clearly in a hurry and annoyed and said this is the second time he has caught me making faces unintentionally. I guess some girls made a comment after her friends kept wet willying her and it went like this,"if you continue to wet willy me I am going to wet willy your vagina." We all had a good laugh and I even made sure to put it on the twitter. Dalton was ready to go last night, he is an avid Sox fan and can't stand overly drunk and obnoxious Cub fans and I was waiting for him to get into his tossing mode! At the end of the night one guy did something and my brother started to kick him out and the guy called my bro a d-bag and Dalton walked up and the guy immediately backed away. The thing about being an intimidating man is that people will not fuck with you! Luckily he saved the day and between the 3 of them (my brother, Dalton, and Dance Magic) this guy would have been very sad he called anyone a d-bag.

As always end of the night equals winding down and Mrs. Southside came and kept us entertained as well. Between her and Thailand and one of our newest members, who may I add I have a special bond with because we both love vampires, I was laughing hysterically. Myself, Mrs. Southside, and Vampira (my newbie) were sitting in a booth and Mrs Southside kept making creeptastic comments towards one of the bartenders. It would be a lot funnier if I could use names but unfortunately I just signed something that said I would not incriminate any peoples within the establishment (true story) So then Vampira started talking about boobs and how much mine looked good and it became a boob grabbing contest. Mrs Southsides sister, Tiny LB (because she is super tiny), came up and Mrs Southside wanted to grab her sisters boob. Tiny LB just stepped up and was like yea this is my sister it happens! After our conversation of boobs and books and being creepy it was time to leave. I stepped out side with Creepy, Dance Magic, Thailand, and my brother and told stories of the night. Thailand made sure to yell at the cars that passed who made obscene comments to us (I mean why not tell obscene comments to people standing around at 4am?) Anyway it was time to go home and I swear it took us forever to reach home and from there it was in the bed. Sorry this blog isn't super funny. I promise to deliver better.