On a Wednesday?

Every Wednesday we have amazing deals at the bar. Its $5 food and $3 drafts. On Wednesdays I also want to shoot half the people I serve. We get a lot of regulars who take care of us but then you get those cheap mofos who feel they only need to tip a couple bucks when you just got your food for practically nothing, thanks assholes hope that you also receive a ticket on your car to make up for the money you didn't give me when I ran around and got you 2 ranches, 5 diet cokes with lime, and 3 waters, and whatever else your ridiculous requests were during my busy time. Ugh enough with the ranting. So on a typical Wed us girls get our asses kicked and are usually done by 10:30 or 11 and then we generally need a drink. I tend to go on my long journey home and relax before I hit the bed. This Wed though, things were different.

My brother had come in to work as well and some of his friends came to the bar so we decided to stay and have some cocktails. 2 of my favorite girls came into the bar as well. We will name them Cuervo and flasher. Cuervo because this is all the girl drinks and flasher for my dear friend who felt she needed to keep flashing me the next night at Cubby Bear. So they arrive and have some dinner and drinks. I finish up with my tables and decide to hang out. I am being talked into staying for awhile and going to Houndstooth. I repark my car in case I need to stay in the city and head on over to the other bar. At this point it is me, Cuervo, and Flasher. Flasher paralell parked in front of a cop like a pro, a little buzz helps instead of imparing your driving, stupid traffic classes have no clue what they are talking about, jokes on them. Anyway we arrive into Houndstooth and instantly grab drinks and shots (I mean it's Wednesday so why not right?) I made friends with the bartender (Lou) and we went to join my brother and his friends at their table. Cuervo decided to be lord of the dance and set her purse down with some randoms and let the legs do the work. She just couldnt stop! i had downed some drinks and more Jamo (more than I should have at this point) and the rest of our group joined us shortly after. Mrs. Southside, Muffy, Asian Situation, Kirkvegas and our newest recruit USA. (USA is called that because he always has some sort of American flag with him, he is also a part of the red team.) So anyway my brothers friends leave and so does Flasher. Cuervo starts to get a bit to drunk and we put her in a cab (after fighting with her to not walk through the city of chicago by herself) and then it's the Schoolyard crew.

We are all pretty nice and toasty at this point and close down Houndstooth so where do you go for an afterhours bar? Tai's til 4, duh. Now I have never been to Tai's but had promised Mrs. Southside that she would be the first to pop my cherry there. So we head on over in Kirkvegas car and get front row parking. We walk in with everyone and basically there were 10 other people there. We play pool, well I attempted but did not do well because I was seeing 2 balls and not one. (That's what she said) I gave up and am talking to someone (couldn't tell you who at this point) when Muffy comes up and says look what your brother did. Apparently he puked all over the floor. So he was escorted out and I went outside in the pouring rain to talk to him. One of the guys walked out and said youre not getting back in. At this point I had 2 options, tell him to go back to my car and sit there until I was ready and sober up or take him home right away. I then saw Asian Situation give me the hold up a second finger. He talked to the guys and let Eric back in however he was not allowed to drink anymore. I guess what happened was that USA had bought him a shot and Eric had just done one and it didnt sit well so he puked it back up. He felt so bad and went and apologized to everyone. At this point I was tired and decided I wanted to go home. My dumbass thought I could drive, luckily my friends are amazing and don't let me go anywhere. So Eric and I head back with Mrs. Southside to her apartment.

She offers us beer but I opted out, then she makes us popcorn. Seriously so funny all night because she wanted to feed us. We talked for another hour or so about every random thing possible. I then decide I need to hit the bed. So eric sleeps on a yoga mat on the floor and I take the couch. I wake up around 10 something and kick eric to go home. we walked back to schoolyard and my car (while I was vomiting the whole way back , sorry streets of chicago) we finally make it back after getting turned around and i hop in my car, air full blast. All I wanted to do was fully throw up everything in my stomach at this point but there were too many witnesses so i held it in. I then drove my ass home which took forever (thanks construction) and got to the main road to get to my house. I felt the bile rise up into my throat but had no where to turn at this point. I tried to speed my way home and finally arrive just in the nick of time.

You must understand I live in the burbs right now where people tend to their yards and wash their cars outside and take their dogs for leisurly walks. I on the other hand choose to vomit in these yards and make a scene. So I saw my neighbor out and thought I can't hold it any longer. He was in his garage so I tried to do it quick, I then walked and got to my bushes where everything just came out. I don't know if he heard but I am pretty sure he saw me. I then walked the 2 steps to my door and went straight to bed until 4pm. At that point I had to get up and get ready for another night out with my friends. I had 2 drinks and did not vomit! So not much to write on Thursady night. However who gets that wasted on a wed night?! Apparently I do?